Thursday, November 24, 2011


My name is
My name is
My name is Charles the II

I love the people and the people love me
So much that they restored The English monarchy
I'm part Scottish, French, Italian, A little bit Dane
But 100% party animal, champagne?

Spaniels I adore named after me too
Like me, they were fun
With a natty hairdo
Is today my birthday?
I can't recall
Lets have a party anyway because I love a masked ball

All hail the King of Bling
Lets sing, bells ring, ding, ding
I'm the king who brought partying

King Charles, my daddy, lost his throne and kings were banned
They chopped off his head
Then Ollie Cromwell ruled the land
Old Ollie wasn't jolly
He was glum and he was proud
Would be miserable as sin
Only sinnings not allowed

When Ollie died, the people said
"Charlie, me hearty
"Get rid of his dull laws
Come back we'd rather party"
This action's what they call the monarchy restoration
Which naturally was followed by a huge celebration

The King of Eng-
land say
No sin to sing
Or an-
All say I'm the king who brought back partying

The Great London Fire was a whoppa
In my reign London City came a croppa
So this King did what was right and proppa
Fought the fire, proved I'm more than just a bopper
I'm a fire stopper

Married Catherine Braganza
She was a love so true
There would never be another
Well, maybe on or two
Lucy Walter, Neil Gwynn, Moll Davis, Barbara Villiers
You think that's bad but her name's not as silly as ... Hortense Manchini

As King, I must admit I broke the wedding rules
But who cares when I brought back the Crown Jewels?
I reinstated Christmas, make-up, sport and even plays
I was the Merry Monarch
They were good old days
When said
and done
King Charles did run
England for fun
I was the king loved by everyone
My song is done
Party, anyone?

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